fasian

Fake asian.

Someone who thinks they're asian but they're not.

Often obsessed with anime, manga and/or legend of zelda, and has frequent conversations about these subjects with their fasian friends.

Jon: So I'm watching Hatare Fusakashi Real! the other day and it's this totally R-rated ep where Kiwasako rips her shirt off... man I'm jizzing in my pants just thinking about it.

Amy: Dude... you're such a fasian.

by Xswiffy December 9, 2009

fasian

A fake Asian. Different from a wannabe Asian. The first one you're asian without trying and in the second one you try to be asian.

I have so many asian friends I've turned fasian

by Awahi August 22, 2004

fasian

noun - a fat asain drunk hookup

I got so wasted that I hooked up with a Fasian!

by Quagmire Colleen March 9, 2011

fasian

a fat asian girl that has applied as a wiatress.

hey check out the new waitress. The fasian will need extra dressing on her salad.

by b.groovy May 24, 2006

fasian femo

A person who is neither an emo nor an asian, but pretends to be both. They've made sad attempts at an emo swoop as well as trying super hard on their math hw. They also try to hang out with others who are both emo & asian, yet because they are just a wanna-be caucasian, they don't fit in. Usually fasian femos are named Nick.

Guy: Nick, why are you wearing tight pants & only hanging w/ Asians
Nick: Cuz I am an Asian Emo, GOSH!
Guy: More like a FASIAN FEMO!!!!

by Daria my Mom November 10, 2008

Western Fasian

A person from western culture obsessed with asian culture due to kpop/anime/martial arts. Unlike people who are just obsessed, they usually learn the foreign language/immerse themselves in the culture. They often play ping pong, or other sports that are predominantly played in Asia. They also tend to leave their current value system because they are convinced/want immersion to the point where they need to fully integrate.

It is a high level of devotion, and exceeds an obsession. It is no longer considered obsessed, but rather, they have become true fake asians.

Bob: I heard you're brother won a mahjong competition.

Mike: Yeah, he's such a western fasian.

by truefish12 January 27, 2021

Fasian

Fake female Asian profile on dating apps. Tend to want your WhatsApp straight away but never want to meet up. Fake profile.

Another fasian profile on Tinder. Fake!

by Southport Sodomite August 9, 2023