fartriloquist

The uncanny skill of releasing one's gas in a manner to suggest that it originated from somewhere or someone else.

There were a lot of people, so I did a fartriloquist and blamed the fart on some other guy.

by Mohawk Bob March 3, 2015

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Fartriloquist

A dog or small child capable of farting and making it sound like it was you. See also: fartriloquism

(Farting loudly) did you hear the dog? She’s a real fartriloquist!!

by Cattlebaroness February 4, 2022

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The ability to do a fart but make it appear like the fart emanated from someone else, thereby avoiding any blame for said fart

"Dont blame me... it was billy in the corner who farted. bloody fartriloquist!"

by Teejaywill March 16, 2023

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the art of casting farts in another direction aimed at tossing the blamd elsewhere besides oneself....

We were at the Opera and Thomas was farting the entire time, but it was James six rows back. That was pure fartuiliquism!!!

by The Real Big James February 20, 2020

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The ability of a dog or small child to fart across the room and make it sound like it came from you. See also: fartriloquist

“Honey, did you fart?”

“No, it was the dog! She’s gifted in fartriloquism!

by Cattlebaroness February 4, 2022

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