Fart knocker

Someone who is being a jerk. They pick on people over and over again or do something rash and without thinking.

Or the original meaning, someone who farts often and announces it.

"Did that fart knocker just cut you off?"

"Your just a fart knocker. Stop picking on him!"

"Hey! I'm going to fart!"
"You fart knocker."

by Gavin Veasey January 15, 2009

Fart knocker

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.

what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers

by alci hall November 18, 2009

fart knocker

vb. A prank that involves knocking on said door, then farting.

Jimmy: Hey dude I just pulled a fart knocker!

Billy: You are a dumbass.

by Jon Bone Jovi November 10, 2010

fart knocker

When you screw a girl in the ass and she has a fart waiting so you are knocking on her fart.

you did her in the ass

ya man it was awesome

w/e your a fart knocker.

by Ryan Daigle April 27, 2008

fart knocker

Someone told me it was someone who farts so hard that they knock things over. I don't think any of us really know what it means.

(both kevin and John don't know what a fart knocker is)
Kevin: You're a fart knocker
John: What's a fart knocker?
Kevin: You don't know what a fart knocker is?!
John:...oh...yeah, of course I know what a fart knocker is.

by moooose February 22, 2007

fart knocker

1.)someone who doesnt leave you alone and annoys you.
2.)something you say when you hurt yourself, or forgot something.

1.)"GOD! You fart knocker! Leave me alone!"
2.)"Ah fart knocker!"

by cody's girl July 20, 2008

twirling fart knocker

Basically a gay person who likes to prance about , making sure you know his gay . Used in beavis and butthead

Beavis your touching his butt you twirling fart knocker

by Markymark996 January 1, 2020