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anal armageddon

When your stomach is upset, and you have gambled on a fart and lost, but you still have more inside of you, so you sit down to poop and in one second your blow everything out of your butthole making a stew. Afterwards you go to wipe and realize that you have cut your butt on a piece of poopcorn or a hard edge of stool. There is blood and poop on the seat, rim, floor, hand, underwear, pants and the chair you were sitting in prior. That my friend is anal Armageddon.
Never go through life without a poop plan incase Anal Armageddon strikes.
by Zerodawn January 1, 2017
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Armageddon Games

The company that created Zelda Classic and Shattered Earth. Also referred to sometimes as AGN.
Armageddon Games also made some other games, but they didn't really make it very far..
by KJAZZ April 28, 2004
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Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon

When there's nothing else to describe your frustration, there are always Flaming Pubes Of Armageddon.
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Zarmageddon

Like the end of the world, the apocalypse, but far far worse. More dramatic. So much so that it includes the entire alphabet, backwards.
If someone set off a nuke, on stage on Broadway, in the middle of a big musical number... that would be slightly less dramatic than Zarmageddon.
by Z to A March 1, 2010
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Armenian Armageddon

Did you hear that Jimmy had a Armenian Armageddon on the snowday?
by MELLO MIKE January 27, 2018
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Armageddon Bag

This is the pre-packed bag you have in case of an emergency. Things you might need in an "Oh shit!" moment. Should include items such as toothbrush, underwear, sharpened knife, socks, duct tape ...
Hey hon, do you think this chainsaw will fit in our armageddon bag?
by GMO Team January 24, 2011
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Failmageddon

Failageddon is a massive spam of wipes,lost battlegrounds or any other sorts of fail in any MMORPG (especially WoW).
<player 1> Man,we wiped 17 times on Thaddius in Naxx 25 today!

<player 2> What a failmageddon :O
by Uber Failz December 24, 2009
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