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North Farmington High School

A cruel psychological experiment used on innocent children to study emotional patterns, attempting to figure out how fast everyone begins to hate each other and become physically violent.
Fred: “Yo did you see that fight at between those two girls yesterday at B Lunch?”

Matt: “I’m not shocked. It’s North Farmington High School. The experiment must have fucked their minds up.”
by Jewfoo58 October 14, 2021
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farplington

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thats farplington.
by StarDust1337 February 2, 2023
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Farringtons

Class of 2020s is the best year
Farringtons yr 10s are the elites
by Hekeoeoejenen June 19, 2019
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facington

Anyone or anything with a FACE who tends to exhibit whoreface behaviour. Used in various ways: insult or just to confuse the hell out of people. Just try telling someone to stop being such a facington. They'll be beside themselves with anger.
"That Lauren is such a facington."

"Stop being such a facington, whore."
by roadmaster3000 March 22, 2007
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Farmington Hills

Not exactly the most perfect city on earth, and NOT FARMINGTON. Located in Oakland County, Michigan, it's suburbia defined. The Farmington Public School district contains three high schools:
North Farmington: Known for lots and lots of fucking. Not kidding. So many pregnant girls, so many STD's. Also known for the greatest GSA around, and lots of openly LGBT students. Pretty sweet in that way, but also full of bitches.
Harrison: The drug school. The dogs and cops get called a TON, full of stoners. There are stoners at the other schools, but this one has the most.
Farmington: Shit, nobody cares about it unless they go, and if they go, they wish they went to HHS or NFHS.

Farmington Hills is not big, not hugely exciting, but pretty epic when you see all the cool people... At North.
Uncool person: "So you're from Farmington?"

Me: "FUCK NO BITCH I LIVE IN FARMINGTON FUCKING HILLS!"

Uncool person: "Jeez, sorry, Farmington Hills."

Person from Harrison: "You feel like soaring?"
Person from North: "Only if we can fuck like rabbits while we're high!"
Person from Farmington: "Dammit, we have no fun."
by SomeSwagOrSomething January 21, 2011
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Farmington New Hampshire

A place where it is socially acceptable to fuck your relatives and have no teeth. As a matter of fact the town line sign says "Welcome to Farmington, please leave your teeth at the town line"
Farmington New Hampshire: Where the men are men, and sheep run scared

Neil "Gee Bob, I've been wanting to marry my sister for the last 4 years, wonder where I can go to do that"

Bob "Well Neil, I know it's perfectly fine to marry your relatives in Farmington New Hampsire but you may have a hard time understanding the preacher because none of them have teeth"
by Farmington Hater February 28, 2010
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Farmington

Where all the kids vape and smoke
Yo we bout to be lit up in dis bitch its farmington
by Hey oooo i vape October 18, 2019
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