Famine Underwear

The garments you wear during a shortage of underwear, when you haven't done laundry in several weeks or months. Usually characterized by lack of elasticity, holes (usually large and awkwardly located), stains, and typically are at least 5 - 10 years old. In some cases soccer shorts, underwear of unknown origin, thongs, bathing suit bottoms, or 'granny panties' can be considered famine underwear, but do not necessarily meet the above criteria.

I haven't done laundry in weeks, so I'm wearing my famine underwear, the boxers I made in home economics in middle school.

by sharkfoot February 21, 2010

farinout

A retarded way to say far out

Oh farinout that was a good kick.
Farinout that’s gold.

by Balakey the retard March 4, 2021

Famine Resistant

A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.

"Dont even think of getting with her yo, she looks to be Famine Resistant!

by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008

fakin' jax

Verb. To pretend getting respect. Hiphop-term made famous by Mobb Deep and even more famous by Pete Rock, using it as a sample in INI's "Fakin' Jax'

Ain't no time for fakin' jax, stop fakin' jax
Cause brothers that fake jax get laid on their backs

by lifeislikeadicegame December 7, 2010

facing

Smoking a whole blunt by yourself

Yo, you should be facing a blunt before you see Pineapple Express

by JJ Sneddick October 10, 2008

alotta fagina

A character from Austin Powers. A parody of Pussy Galore from James Bond's "Goldfinger"

No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta, Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind.

by Mike Oxsbig September 17, 2005

fakin' the funk

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

by Nabru September 26, 2005