When one faps so much their human form ceases to exist in the wake of a concussive force of jizzjuice and meatsauce everywhere like jerking off a bottle of nitroglycerin
Person #1: "hey brah i was on Ninja Girl Rachels site and i had to pull myself away before I fapsploded all over the fuckin place like an IED"
Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"
Person #2: "damn man you've got willpower. i lost two brothers and my dog to that site. all died of fapsplosion"
by section9 November 30, 2010
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The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.
by kwikscoper July 4, 2016
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by The Papa John's CEO April 15, 2017
Get the fapst mug.A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011
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by MarcoD January 16, 2013
Get the FAPSMEG mug.Found this old dirty magazine from when I was 16, I was overcome with fapstalgia, it was like jerking off in a time machine.
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