fappy days

To masturbate while watching reruns of Happy days.

Watching the sexual tension build between Fonzie and Richie Cunningham, I opened my trousers and had my own fappy days marathon.

by the ghost in the machine April 17, 2015

Fappy Ending

When a masseuse wont give you a happy ending after a massage, so you're forced to masterbate.

Ya she wouldn't go downtown afterwards. I was forced into a fappy ending.

by Benyjake May 30, 2015

Fappy 1st

December 1st. A day of profound celebration, for on this day the most respectable men of our world celebrate the end of their No-Nut November exhibition. Only those who managed to keep their hands holstered for the full month may fap on this day. Having repented from sinning for so long, the honorable few fap from sunrise to sunfall. Some fap to remember, some fap to forget, all fap alone yet, together too. Those who did not complete No-Nut November mustn't fap on this day for the right is reserved for those who have shown mercy to the meat.

"I love when they start playing christmas music on the radio because I know that means Fappy 1st is coming!"
"Aw man! All my buddies are celebrating Fappy 1st except me because I was too weak. Damn you 2 Broke Girls!"
"Hey Dad, can I go to Uncle Ray's for dinner?" "I dont see why not." "Aw jee thanks Dad!" "Happy Fappy 1st son." "Happy Fappy 1st Dad!"

by Mingo16 November 26, 2018

Fappy Trail

When a guy leaves behind a little secret territory marker at every place he has ever masturbated, be it anything from slightly saturated undergarments, to penile excrement on the toilet seat. Put all these tell-tale signs together, and you have a fappy trail.

Mom: Goly gee gosh, I realized why there's always a crumpled up tissue tucked under my son's pillow in the morning!!! It's his fappy trail!!!

by Loberson February 4, 2016

Fappy Place

The place you think of that gives you a boner.

"Looks like John's in his fappy place again!"

by Satrium July 9, 2012

Fappy Time

The state of mind one finds him/herself in when the time is right to fap (a perverted version of happy time)

Dude, I just finished watching Game of Thrones, and I'm home alone, not it's fappy time.

by Gingerbeardman December 16, 2014

Fappy Gilmore

Wanking reverse underhand and wiping your ass from the front whilst standing shoulder width apart and slightly bent forward as though you were playing golf.

It was affecting my game so I did a Fappy Gilmore in the bunker to relax. My swing was a lot better after that and I went on the finish off the last 9 holes.

by GolfGuy February 18, 2017