Falarious

When something is so funny u combine the word "fucking and hillarious" making the word falarious

Ross "OMG the joke Matt said today was so Falarious"

Jake "IK that kid in general is Falarious"

by Eman Ekaf May 27, 2010

Flaming Cock Shot

The Flaming Cock Shot is doing the same thing as the Statue of Liberty shot, but with your penis. You dunk your penis into the shot glass of Rumpleminze, have someone light it on fire, take the shot, and have your friend blow out the flames. This is the most badass shot a man can do and is a sure party favorite.

Girl 1: "Wow, did you see that guy light his penis on fire while his buddy blew out the flames? that was badass!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, those guys just did a Flaming Cock Shot, that was awesome!"

by Hunter McSpermy November 18, 2013

Flaming Todd

The act of pooping on the toilet after eating a large breakfast while having another guy watch you and smoke a cigarette. Usually accompanied with conversation about how cool it is to miss class.

Dude did you go to class today?

No my buddy was pulling a Flaming Todd and I couldn't bail on him.

by SGU!! November 12, 2011

flaming seahorse

when a male is having sexual intercourse while on the bottom. He has his legs raised in the air with his arms around the inside wrapping around the outside. (hands usually places around ankles). the female sits on top while he thrusts his pelvis upward and legs downward ferociously.

The flaming seahorse is the best position for tight spaces.

by ya boi15 December 9, 2010

flaming calzone

slang; disparaging and offensive; a derogative term originated from western Massachusetts which implies a male homosexual who likes to order homoerotic food

Cory was creeping around on the phone for a very long time. It's possible he was talking to a flaming calzone for dinner.

by puffton pikachu September 7, 2011

dance of the flaming arseholes

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?

Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!

by Ben Govett August 10, 2006

Flaming Charzard

When you set your girls ass on fire then put it out with your cum and scream you dont have enough badges to train me then run out of the room flapping your arms like a bird while you scream

man i flaming charzard her ass

by flying gamose February 23, 2018