faithful friend

what you call your significant other when your super religious parents can’t know you’re dating.

mom- “so you’re sure you don’t have feelings for john?”
me- “no, he’s just my faithful friend.”

by juliuliulia July 16, 2019

D- iom’s most faithful man

The D overview

Favorite pass times
-Cheating
-Cheating

-And threatening people with his older brother

-And having a go at his gf for not being loyal unlike him

D’s favorite spot

-Onchan graveyard where he loves to get jacked off by 2 out of 10’s😇

D’s Favorite memory
-that time he cheated

And the other time he cheated

D’s personal preferences

Drag boys and people other than his girlfriend

Favorite people😍
-OJL is his best friend who he loves to death

-onchan girl(bald and good in the dark)

Description

D is well known for us undying loyalty to his girlfriend and the fact that he never talks to any other women than her

I strive to be like D- iom’s most faithful man

by Graveyard22 May 17, 2022

Gold Faithful

The act of stuffing your cock inside an asshole, and urinating as hard as you possibly can, then pull your penis out and there shall be a fountain of shit-piss.

The Definition pretty well explains the Gold faithful in a whole.

by ALASKA907 February 9, 2009

ole faithful

When a girl has an orgasm, that results into squirting into the males facial region.

The last chick i went down on, went ole faithful on me

by mp youngin October 13, 2009

Ol' Faithful

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.

My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.

by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

Old Faithful

A ex-girlfriend or girl you can always depend on for sex when your feeling lonely.

Jimmy: Hey man I just got turned down by that hot girl at the club.
Bobby: No problem man, just call up your old faithful.
Jimmy: I didnt want to resort to that but sure, I really need some sex.

by daGangst4man October 22, 2008

Old Faithful

n.

1. The act of flatulating under the covers while in bed and spitting in the air so your significant other has to cover his or her face. Thus forcing them to bask in the ambiance. A variation of the dutch oven, just more sinister.

Footnote:
The victim of the Old Faithful is forced to choose between the lesser of the two evils: saliva or methane. It's win/win and %100 percent effective. Hence Old Faithful.

Last night my wife was complaining about me never talking to her after we have sex. So, I took a deep breath, let one slide, and gave her an Old Faithful. Needless to say we're separated now, but she had it coming.

by jason "jewboy" tracy July 14, 2008