failure

the United Nations.

The United Nations is a failure.

by nikki8711 November 28, 2010

Failure on YouTube

Jake Paul and Logan Paul are examples of this meaning

The Failure on YouTube is Jake Paul and Logan Paul

by Lil tac February 17, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

failure

When your best just isn't good enough.

That's the crappiest fingerpainting I've ever seen, Bobby, you little failure.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Failure Bowl

This is an expression that people use when things don't go right. Can be used as a witty reply to someone or used to admit a mistake you made. Also used to express sympathy when something goes wrong to someone else.
Use instead of "your problem".

Derived from the noun "failure bowl" a bowl of comfort food that should not be consumed if you are on a diet. One would eat a failure bowl if they are upset about a mistake.

Example 1
Person 1: By mistake I just formatted my hard drive.
Person 2: That's a big failure bowl. your problem

Example 2
I just had a crime scene in my pants because my tampon leaked. Failure Bowl.

Example 3
Person 1: (trips on stairs)
Person 2: That's a failure bowl

by KPOW & Smackdown January 28, 2010

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

Faucet Failure

It means drip or jewelry because when you have a failing faucet it leaks, and when it leaks, it drips therefore faucet failure=drip

I got some faucet failure

by i’m stupid af bro August 18, 2019