Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011

The Foilist

One who uses a foil (a wing supported by a mast, connected to a board) to fly over the water, whether propelled by wind , electric, or surf energy.

All wingers, kiters, efoils or foilers who participate in foiling using a foil on a board or other manufactured platform are foil enthusiast one of who continues to perfect their ability and share with others are foilist. The Foilist shared their experience with newcomers to teach how to foil. To grow the sport of foiling.

by The Foilist May 18, 2023

FailStrafe

the act of getting out shot in an FPS. When you were killed because you were unable to out strafe the opponent.

Dude I don't have a failstrafe that kid is just laggy!!!

by Chunky Thug January 24, 2012

Failistory

When you've done something that's such an epic fail, it will go down in History...Failistory.

Oh man game over on Super Mario level 1....that'll go down in Failistory.

by Cherry Chainsaw January 7, 2010

failstatus

What occurs when a Facebook status update gets hijacked by irrelevant and unwanted friendspam

Jimmy James hates people so much sometimes!! They are fucked.
Bryanna - Aww how cool are puppies
Jason - I know, especially pugs
JJ - Stop failing my status!! I'm hating ppl here!!
Jason - Muhahaha FAILSTATUS

by Willemrt February 5, 2009

failster

An individual who tries to be "gangsta" by wearing their jeans at the approximate height of their knees (this is barely exaggerated), and insists on listening to their iPod with one ear bud at extraordinarily high volumes. This individual will also speak in a dialect consisting of many "dawgs" and "wudups" and "niggas"and "grills" that is only understood by other failsters. Furthermore, most failsters are of high school and college age, as they have yet to figure out how to grow up.

Marcus is such a failster, so I bought him a belt to hold up his failster pants so they don't fall down on him again like they did last Thursday.

by zorrex January 11, 2011