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faggleharry

A man with a moustache.
Usually foreign, they prey on young english girls. Can usually be spotted leering, attempting to talk to or attempting to high five girls. Their main aim in life is to sleep with a young English girl.
Most have dark skin and black hair, therefore a black moustache. Ginger faggleharrys have been known and are even more dangerous.
A fagglleharry is always repulsive, attractive ones don't exist.
Faggleharrys never have goatees, beards etc, just a single moustache. The thicker the tash, the more persistant the faggleharry will be.
Faggleharrys are often in hotel resorts. Many wear sunglasses to enable them to perv at girls without being spotted.
A faggleharrys favorite phrases include 'high five' and 'I like'. The most famous faggleharry being Borat.
Sadly, Faggleharries can sometimes appear attractive to young English Girls after a few alcoholic bevarages, leading to snogging, groping etc with a faggleharry. This is called being 'faggled'. Most girls never recover from this and lead a very abnormal life.
Any form of redness, spots etc that occur after a Faggleharry encounter is known as a 'Faggle rash'.
'Shit, there's a faggleharry! Run!'
by Kim...... April 9, 2009
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faileosis

the time in which an individual fails a multiple amount of times within a certain time.
Girl 1: UGH, i'm so upset.

Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: Well, this morning I woke up late, then my car wouldn't start. I ran a stop sign trying to get to work and then got a ticket for running it. on top of that, after i ran the stop sign i had to brake hard and i spilled my coffee on my white shirt!
Girl 2: dang, i think you got a case of FAILEOSIS!
Girl 1: Thanks alot, jerk.
by tiataquito May 5, 2009
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failentologist

some one who fails at almost every thing
rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!
by why are muffins illegal? October 18, 2009
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fagglefragged

When you've been surrounded by a bunch of fags and they start throwing rubber dildos while yelling frag out!
Man did you see Bobby get fagglefragged last night?
by Theslippyone November 18, 2017
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fragile

it means it can be easily broken and so it has to be handled with care
"this box of glass is fragile'
by Salo June 25, 2006
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faglet

A "little fag".
The word is usually used to refer to lesbians as opposed to gay males.
It is mostly used as a term of endearment among lesbians, and directed toward one another in a joking, non-threatening manner.
Example 1-
Woman #1: "Hey guys, check out my new Subaru-- it came with a sweet kayak rack! Now I'm going to rugby practice."
Woman #2: "God, you're such a faglet."

Example 2-
Woman #1: "Look, there's my Women's Studies teacher walking down the street."
Woman#2: "Is she a faglet?"
Woman#1: "Uh yeah! Look at her Birkenstocks and mullet, dude."
by A.B.K. October 9, 2007
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