Fiddle Faddle

tickling with one crooked finger

"stop that fiddle faddle between my breasts, andrew"

by faddled November 24, 2009

fiddle faddle

Loose (smallish) turds left in the toilet bowl.

Johnny (upon exiting bathroom): "I may have left some fiddle faddle in there."

by John Albert June 26, 2006

fiddle with your faddle

never

arrr.

by unreal hippo dung July 17, 2003

fiddle faddle

A word used by dorks in my biology class for "little penis"

Nabosha has a fiddle faddle!

by Yashira May 1, 2008

A thank you doesn't pay the fiddler

A thank you doesn't pay the consequences of one's actions

Miguel I dropped 20 dollars man and I haven't ate in two days I'm starving! Here's a damn burger a thank you doesn't pay the fiddler!

by Finecky March 26, 2021

Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.

When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.

by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015