Facepage 

Something your grandmother might refer to when implying she is totally down with online social networking.

See also: Tweeter.

Nana: I think I might get me a Facepage so that I can see pics from Estelle's 50th anniversary vacay in Cabo.

Facepage by Teejay9 August 9, 2010

FacePaulm 

A facepalm, but usually done when referring to classic rock. Named after Paul McCartney of The Beatles, the most well known classic rock band.

He FacePaulmed when his girlfriend referred to John Lennon as the drummer of The Who.

You think One Direction is better than Led Zeppelin? *FacePaulm*

FacePaulm by here_comes_the_zeppelin January 6, 2014

FacePaw 

The Furry equivalent to 'FacePalm'.

:3

FurFagBoi: AHHH~ I JUST BOUGHT NEW EARS BUT IT'S NOT SHOWING UUUP~

SylviaWolf: Um... have you looked under "all"? :/

FurFagBoi: Er... I knew that. >.>

SylviaWolf: Oh, dear lord. *FacePaw*

FacePaw by iKitsune September 21, 2009

facepalm 

the new "epic fail"

a relatively new internet meme that is quickly gaining popularity.

a gesture used to empathise the hopelessness of someone else after they do or say something extremely retarded.

junaid: i want you to say sorry to my gf for calling her a bitch.
david: how did she find out i called her a bitch wtf????
junaid: i told her.
everyone: *FACEPALM*

facepalm by volound December 11, 2009

Sexual facepalm 

The regret you feel after sleeping with someone you really, really shouldn't have.

'Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, "I want to quit my life and just f**king snort you?"'- John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

*sexual facepalm* - Jessica Simpson

Sexual facepalm by BeijingBetty October 24, 2012

/facepalm 

A word used by 4Chan visitors, forum enthusiasts, PC gamers, and nerds alike to express complete disgust/fail towards another person/thing.

- Hey Mike, wanna go clubbin tonight and bang some sluts?

- /facepalm

/facepalm by TheYoohoo41 January 31, 2009

facepalm 

What I do whenever I read Urban Dictionary.

"Hmmm, I think I'll browse the Urban Dictionary today"

*clicks the "New" button, clicks on random definitions, reads stupid kiddie bullshit*

"Oh, for fucks sake"
*facepalm*

facepalm by radium April 1, 2009