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NASCAR Facelift 

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.
If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."
The act of stealing status updates from others' Facebook Profiles.
"Stupid as as stupid does." Facelifted from Forrest Gump.
facelift by RayRaySki October 2, 2011

Council House Facelift 

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.
"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"
Council House Facelift by A~~ December 15, 2011
When you try to attempt FaceTime someone not knowing that they don't have an iPhone so it goes straight to a landline voicemail.
Kaiya: "lets FaceTime Ping!"
*Tries facetiming Ping*
Me: "Oh no it didn't go through"
Kaiya: "We just got facelined!"
faceline by loveesid July 19, 2020

montreal facelift 

The act of performing a bukkake on someone and then going for a run whilst the weather is cold. The cold weather then hardens the semen on the face, simulating a facelift.
Alice: "I feel ten years younger after that Montreal Facelift! I can't believe how cold it was outside, though!"

German Facelift

Letting a girl grind ur face till it is slightly tightened
OMG that fit girl gave me a german facelift, she had been drinking pineapple all day so it tasted lush
German Facelift by Banham July 8, 2009