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Facebooking Fool

A person who spends most or all of their time devoted to the social networking site known as Facebook. This person is a fool, because they could be utilizing this time to do something much more productive such as raising children properly or getting off welfare.
Have you heard from Jimmy lately? No. Ever since he got hooked up with high speed internet via his next door neighbor's connection, he has been a complete Facebooking Fool. He hasn't left his house (mom's house) in over a month and said he has 2000 friends on there, but hasn't actually seen one of them in person for over 20 years.
by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009
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Facebookin'

n. The act of quickly checking your facebook before doing something that is probably way more important.

Usually resulting in you making dumb comments on things without thinking them out or completely misspelling your status.
Mom "C'mon son, we have to leave now!"
Son "Ma, gimme a second, i'm just facebookin'!"
by migga please May 11, 2009
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Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.
Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.
by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010
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Facebookeros

A Chicana/o or Latina/o who uses Facebook as a way to stay engaged with friends, family and his/her community. A Facebookero has found a way to use the social networking site both as a tool for informal social interaction and a means to address larger social concerns.
The Facebookeros at Cuentame are redefining the use of social online networking and net-activism.
by digicholo June 28, 2010
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facebooking

Verb - to waste time by browsing TheFaceBook.com.
Yeah, I spent all last night FaceBooking instead of writing my paper.
by Bubby May 9, 2005
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drunk facebooking

In the same vain as drunk dialing, drunk facebooking is the act of making conversation and sending text messages over facebook while intoxicated. These calls are generally outlandish and embarrassing to the dialer when seen the next day.
Stanley got drunk and started drunk facebooking me last night, saying how he wanted to hook up with Adolphus Busch.
by dribbledrool February 7, 2009
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facebookiando

Noun – A person that is on facebook way too much (facebook-ing), so much so that they miss their Train or Bus stop or their Street while driving due to checking their facebook page.
Belinda missed her Train Stop cause she was facebookiando.

If Danny Keeps facebookiando he will get fired from his job!
by é2daizz0 November 17, 2009
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