Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS)

When a boy or girl looks attractive from far away, either from the back, the front, or the side, but is actually not especially attractive when seen up close.

Brit: OMG, Jen, that guy over by the lifeguard stand looks so hooot!!
Jen: Yeah, he has a really nice bod and flowy blonde hair!
*Girls walk closer to get a better look*
Jen: Oh, nevermind.
Brit: Ewww, he has yellow teeth and oddly shaped bushy eyebrows.
Jen and Brit:....Just another guy with Far Away Beauty Syndrome (FABS). *dramatic, disappointed sigh in unison*

by Lupegirl July 8, 2011

Fabsfe

Acronym standing for "Flatulence Accompanied By Spontaneous Fecal Emission." Also known as flotching.

Oooo....I just cut a Fabsfe....I need to go change my underwear.

by LaughingAloud September 10, 2005

fabsolutely

fucking absolutely also fabulous and absolutely. Used to describe emphatic acceptance in a positive situation.

-hey are you gonna do that hot guy with the fine threads?

-fabsolutely!

by molilisabelle August 27, 2005

fabsofuckinglutely

Like absofuckinglutely but gayer and with more conviction.

"Gay marriage should be legalized universally"
"Fabsofuckinglutely!"

by HappyPerpetualFappy February 12, 2020

Fabsolute

Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"

That Rush concert was fabsolute!

by Jeff D July 28, 2004

Fabsha

Best friends Fabio and Mischa who are two high class bitches from the Seattle area. They have been best friends since 5 or 6 years old. Popular in person as well as myspace. Notorious for being party girls; socialites

I wish I was as cool as Fabsha is.

by Konni Winenper December 15, 2008

Fabsolutely

A word used as an adverb and/or adjective to describe a person, place, thing or idea that one considers to be fabulous in every sense of the word, or 'absolutely fabulous' in addition to other adjectives.

I'm all decked out tonight and I feel fabsolutely amazing!

by PURRfection December 15, 2018