fatass scarlet

when someone is overweight, at least 300 pounds you would say they are a fatass scarlet, meaning they are obese

Craig: omg look at emily

Kevin: she’s so fat lol
Craig: yeah, she’s a fatass scarlet for sure

by ayoayoayoayoayoayo January 26, 2021

Fatass Syndrome

The feeling of laziness you get after eating a large meal.

I have total fatass syndrome after eating at that buffet, it's like I can't move.

by Dasborg November 28, 2011

Fassinator

Hard core devoted fans of Irish/German actor Michael Fassbender are fascinated with him. The first 4 letters of his surname are used in an offshoot of the word 'fascinate/d/tion', and coined Fassinators.

Fans of Michael Fassbender are called Fassinators.
Lucy is a Fassinator of actor Michael Fassbender.
The Fassinators are excited about Michael's new film.
I've been a Fassinator for 3 years.

by The Fassinator November 9, 2012

fatassish

a word used to describe anything that promotes being lazy and out of shape whether that be with food or with action

Example 1:
Joe: Hey Carl, what did you have for lunch today?

Carl: Pork chops, Fried chicken, fried buiscuits and i had a deep fried tootsie roll for desert

Joe: Sounds like fatassish meal.

Example 2:
(at the gym)
Fitness Instructor: (Doing Crunches) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

Joe: Come on Carl we are almost done!

Carl: I cant do cruches. I'm too fatassish

by SelexaRuss April 6, 2009

faussie

a combination of two root words; faux (meaning false) and aussie (meaning australian). describing one who falsely identifies him/herself with australian heritage, predominantly by mimicking a strong australian accent. this practice is commonly used when trying to seduce a very gullible and/or intoxicated individual.

1: (strong faussie accent) "ah, c'mon why won't you let me go 'down under' on you?"

2: "because i'm sober and you're clearly canadian."

by juko27 March 22, 2010

fatass order

A drive-thru order for two people when one person already has a beverage, so the resulting order seems like a meal for a gigantic fatass.

"The guy in the drive-thru ordered 3 double cheeseburgers, 2 fries, 2 cookies and a Diet Coke."
"I'm betting that's a fatass order."

by XLNZ April 23, 2017

Sassy Fassy

A popular nickname for the actor Michael Fassbender, bestowed because of his effervescent and silly quality during interviews.

"Did you see that new interview with Sassy Fassy?"
"Yeah, that interviewer didn't stand a chance against his charm."

by expletive_deleted September 11, 2011