Skip to main content

don't get me fucking twisted

Don't get me fucking twisted by making indirect statements about me, like you won't get fucked up.
by Drea B. September 12, 2013
mugGet the don't get me fucking twisted mug.

Just Fucking Shoot Me

This is an expression of extreme frustration. Synonymous with FUCK and TITS

Or a strong negative response to a suggestion. Synonymous with hell no and over my dead body as well as fuck that.

Or in rare occasion an actual request to be shot by a firearm. Synonymous with the n-word granted the right audience and location.
1-I can't fucking do this shit
2-...
1-Just Fucking shoot me

OR...

1-Want to see the new alvin and the chipmunks movie?
2-Just fucking shoot me.

OR...(If on death row in Oklahoma)

1-For your crimes your life will be taken. How would you like the Great State of Oklahoma to take your life? Lethal Injection, Electric Chair, Firing Squad?
2-Just Fucking Shoot Me
1-Sweet, that's my favorite. I'm a backward fuck who still believes in capital punishment and doing it in extremely inhumane ways. We also believe in using capital punishment as much as possible. If only we could keep up with those sick fucks in Texas and Virginia.
by ModernMan2011 December 31, 2011
mugGet the Just Fucking Shoot Me mug.

Please fucking kill me

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
by Death boi January 20, 2019
mugGet the Please fucking kill me mug.

Give me fucking lasagna role

A plead for the essential need of a role for a special lasagna.
Lasagna: please give me fucking lasagna role!!
Owner: no.
Lasagna: wtf!
by Fucking bean May 18, 2019
mugGet the Give me fucking lasagna role mug.

eck fucking scuse me!

An exclamation used to express frustration towards someone
Person 1: *extremely focused, playing shooter*
Person 2: you forgot something
Person 1: *dies in game* ECK FUCKING SCUSE ME! HOW DARE YOU. DERAIL MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT
by I'm a swirly thing January 26, 2018
mugGet the eck fucking scuse me! mug.

National don’t fucking touch me day

On April 22 it’s national don’t fucking touch me day.
If someone tries to hug you on April 22 then you can slap them and say it’s national don’t fucking touch me day, and walk away.
by Hazelynn April 17, 2019
mugGet the National don’t fucking touch me day mug.

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me

Powerful, stupendously funny, yet so real lyric of NY Rapper, Immortal Technique.

His raps are full of stuff like that.
Obscene, disgusting - yet so intelligent , metaphorical and potent to your ears.
My favourite rapper.

The only rapper who doesn't care (infact encourages you) to download his music off of the internet just to enjoy and play his music out lout to spread the message of the corrupt system :
'Burn it off the fucking interent and bump it outside, bump it out side'.
LEGENDARY!
'Is that your girl, bitch get over here, Gimme some brain!
I'll bust off on her face, and right after that segment, she'll probably rub it in her pussy , trying to get herself pregnant!'

- An example from Immortal Technqiue's song , Obnoxious.

I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me
- Freestyle
by sundarasundara August 10, 2009
mugGet the I'm like aids, you'll regret fucking with me mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email