FTD

Acronym for first to die, which refers to the fist character to be killed in any horror film.

The naked female swimmer was FTD in Jaws.

by willit63 January 22, 2012

ftd

For The Draw. Used to describe a situation which is between FTW (For The Win) and FTL (For The Lose).

Some Guy: Omg, I was playing my mate at Pro Evo and it ended 4-4 after extra time. It was FTD!

by hend0 November 10, 2008

ftd

fixin' to die

Most often used by paramedics performing triage at a multiple trauma scene.

Rudy, we had best work on this injured person next as it appears he is ftd.

by charlie collins January 18, 2008

FTD

(Facebook Transmitted Disease) Anything in direct relation with the social networking site Facebook that causes you physical and/or emotional pain. Also linked to anything painfully useless facebook blesses you with that refuses to go away (i.e Farmville)

"Fuck, Dude my Ex just FB chatted me."

"Aww man that sucks, just dont catch an FTD."

by Gingerballs32 February 25, 2010

FTD

Stands for "Fucked To Death".

Also called F2D.

I wanna get ftd, that's the way I want to go.

by Oskourse May 29, 2009

FTD

Fat Turtle Dick

Doris: "OMG, I slept with Francisco last night. I love his FTD"
Poulette" "I bet.. i heard about his fat turtle dick."

by El Macho Fran June 27, 2010

FTD

FTD - Facebook Transmitted Disease, a virus that will send, and post, messages to your friends on Facebook's social networking site.

Message Subject : You were crazzzy last nite ! I can not believe I caught this on camera!!!!! Checkk it out!!

Rachael
June 8
--->CLICK ME<------*

Mike
June 8 What is this a link to?!

Rachael
June 9
I have NO idea my facebook sent it out! I must have an FTD.

Mike
June 9
You have an FTD!? Ewwww. oh well! it wouldnt be the first disease you gave me!

*Denotes the FTD link

by MongHey June 09, 2009