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Anti-fruit basket

A basket containing holy water, crosses, statues, and candles used to ward off demons that send their victim a fruit basket containing fruit, chocolate, and tons of flowers for Valentine's Day.

They are primarily used for protection from Axel-like creepers
Hey I sent him the anti-fruit basket to him yesterday...
THANK YOU!!! NOW HE WON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!

Horizontal fruit basket

When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.

fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs
Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...
fruit basket by sharkdik June 12, 2007

Upside down fruit basket 

Upside down fruit basket is when a man tucks his penis and balls behind himself to resemble what maybe a banana and tangerines , and moons someone.
The chef at Applebees bent over and showed the waitress his upside down fruit basket

Fruit Basket

A topless, and/or often doorless Jeep Wrangler consisting of a bunch of shirtless guys. Too many fruits half naked in one basket...

You know what I'm talking about.
"Hey check out that doorless Jeep filled with all those shirtless dudes"

"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."
Fruit Basket by KingKlownoftheKorn September 12, 2015

fruit basket

a fruit basket is a basket which most people tend to keep fruit in.
i just got an apple from the fruit basket
fruit basket by virbjdyfvfvvhxsf September 2, 2010