Fruit punch fountain

When your girl is on her period, and you lay under her while smashing her vagina with a long fat dildo. When she's about to cum, take out the dildo, and let the blood pour out into your face

"Yo Amy gave me a taste of her fruit punch fountain last night."

by Ghangis swan February 6, 2015

fruit punch ice lolly

when a girls period is on a tampon is frozen and licked off

“i gotta chance my tampon”-shelly says

“give me it i can make a fruit punch ice lolly”- even says

“what’s that”-shelly says

“oh it’s desert for tonight”-even says

“ok big D ev”-shelly says

by weiner lover 1234 December 21, 2019

Fruit punch surprise

An ancient Roman tradition invented by Zingus. The fruit punch surprise is the action of surprising ones partner with a delightful spray of fruit punch hidden deep within ones anal cavity. Typically forced out through flatulence, for fun, or for sexual pleasure.

"I gave my boyfriend the nastiest fruit punch surprise whilst he was taking a shit"

by God of smegma April 3, 2026

Jalisco Fruit Punch

When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth

Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.

by Immense Rizzler July 12, 2023

Jalisco fruit punch cocktail

When you pour one jarritos fruit punch (12.5 fl oz) in a women's anus, followed by a pack of sour patch kids, a pack of gummy worms, a pack of gummy bears, 1/2 a cup of diced strawberries, 1/2 a cup of blueberries, 3 shots of tequila, 2 shots of vodka, then mix the concoction by means of the women twerking. Immediately stick a straw in the women's rectum and drink a large quantity of the concoction as fast as possible. The remaining contents in the women rectum will be oozed on the partner's face and mouth as described in the original jalisco fruit punch.

Dam my Boi Mimi's ass is so fat I want to give her the jalisco fruit punch cocktail, no cap!!!

by Horchatalover69 July 14, 2023

five flavored fruit punch

Another name in regards to the Band Five Finger Death Punch when making fun of GenZ Cry babies who claim to be “HardCore” METAL Heads.

Don’t tell me you are Hardcore and listening to Five Flavored Fruit Punch you GenZ cry baby waste of oxygen

by Silent Warrior July 28, 2022

donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003