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früssenmensch

A man who is overly concerned about catching the coronavirus, such that he engages in excessive social distancing, quarantining, or hygiene practices.

Etymology: German for "flu pussy man."
"Dude, stop being a früssenmensch and come out to the bar!"
by Dr. Donezo July 28, 2020
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weed freshener

Yo that freshman smells like a weed freshener
by Creatorofthewf November 13, 2019
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fress

To eat gluttonously; to consume mass quantities like an animal.

From German and Yiddish "fressen", "to eat (referring to an animal)", as opposed to "essen," "to eat (referring to a human being)."
Sol and Sam were at the deli, fressing away on huge pastrami sandwiches.
by Octopod November 15, 2006
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air freshener fart

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010
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fresher

Fresher's week- The introductory week for the first years at the start of an academic year.
by LavaLover February 3, 2005
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Fresher's Flu

An awful illness that prevents freshers (British slang for first-year university students) from attending lectures in the first term.

May result from everyone bringing their coughs and colds from all over the country, and spreading it all about in the Fresher's Fayre and Fresher's Ball, which are always held in areas too small for the number of people trying to squeeze in. Thus resulting in everyone breathing everyone's germs and getting even more sick.

May also be a result of over-alcohol consumption in the first week.
John: Yo, going on the rugby soc pub-crawl tonight?
Tim: Can't, I feel like crap.
John: Must be fresher's flu.
by Aliccc March 14, 2010
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Fresyes

Nickname for the city of Fresno used by those who are as proud as they are ashamed to be from "the NO"
It's not Fresno, it's FresYES!
by grrrbetsy June 21, 2006
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