freak show

Someone who acts in a freakish manner, paranoid, fucked up, sloppy, someone to steer clear of in public places

She always acts like a freakshow once she starts doing shots of Jager!

by Kelly Schmiedeler March 30, 2005

freakdown

A combination freakout and breakdown.

Aunt Rachel had a freakdown when she found out she'd be hosting 20 people for Thanksgiving, including her ex-husband and his new trophy wife.

by wonkalicious November 6, 2013

freakhog

An exclamation used to describe a person, place, idea, or thing whose insanity can parallel that of a berserk boar in the wild.

Somebody twerks. "That's so freakhog!"

by Mushroom Whale October 10, 2013

freak show

An exhibition where bizaar things are shown, rarities, curioses. In the past a form of entertainment very popular among people since it presented strangely-looking, somehow deformed people as presented in David Lynche's 'The Elephant Man'. It might presented fire-eaters and sword-swallowers as well.

We've been to a freak show. There was this woman who was able to fold herself in a cube and a guy whose body was covered in scales all over!

by necrotism June 11, 2006

Freak Show Fat

Obese people who, a hundred years ago, would be able to work in a circus freak show due to their exceptional rotundness. Now, these people are so numerous that they can no longer find work in shows, and are seldom noticed to any great extent.

You can find them in 'all you can eat' establishments, drinking Super Big Gulps while walking or driving, and generally consuming far more fattening food than they could possibly ever need to sustain themselves.

Favored food groups are - meats, cheeses, chips, sodas, breads and macaroni made with white flour (never whole wheat) desserts, and various fast food snacks.

"When we were at the Cracker Barrel, we saw some huge hungry bitches that were freak show fat."

by Chauncy M. April 22, 2010

freeshow

A girl that is always showing off some part of her body unintentionally, thus giving every guy around her a free show. Typically refers to a hot girl with large breasts and ass to show. If the girl is a frequent freeshow, her name can be unofficially changed to freeshow, letting you comment about her freely without her realizing.

Hey, look over there... it's a freeshow!

Have you seen freeshow today? She's hanging out even more than normal!

by Ishmail221 November 16, 2006

freakshit

an excessive amount, especially in reference to an alcoholic substance.

"Dill, you should go in too. It'd be weird if Jude went up there with a freakshit of alcohol."

by B.L. Roods October 28, 2006