forbes magazine

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013

Forbidden Riff

Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin

Never play the forbidden riff or you will perish to the guitar centre employees.

by Ryhoth March 14, 2020

Forbidden Leggings

When a woman’s leggings particularly highlight her large behind- especially the crack

Boy 1: damn look at her ass
Boy 2: yeah man she’s wearing some forbidden leggings

by ForeverTalkingFacts January 21, 2023

Farbined

To show up to work one day and unexpectedly get the can/boot/pinkslip/fired...

So I hobble my ass into work today, and I get Farbined. The dealership is about to go under, so they are making more cuts, and I was given the boot.

by freddiestilskins February 23, 2009

Queen Farbis

An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.

LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!

Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.

LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!

Joff: Where are you going?

LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!

by joff leff November 30, 2011

Dancing is Forbidden

What you say to someone when they ask you "This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancin'?"

Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'?

Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!

by SecondChild April 10, 2008

forberism

The statement of a computer geek that has absolutely no experience or knowledge of the subject matter, only internet search engine information.

Dude "ballet dancers are trained on eggshells!"
Chick "dude wtf are you talking about, you've never seen a ballet dancer training, that's such a classic forberism!"

by Walterism September 20, 2020