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Fmp

Another abbreviation of 'fuck me please'
Boy:(super hot)
Girl:"Omg.... fmp 😍😍"
by KayBaby1102 June 3, 2017
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FMP

" oi max your fmp needs tending"

" FMP ( maxblyth)"
by EMMAGGG June 2, 2019
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FMP

FMP means Facpalm me please
-stupid sentence

•FMP
by David2001 January 14, 2017
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FMP

An acronym that shortens the phrase "for me personally." Similar to IMHO (in my humble opinion).
"Having blue skin isn't FMP" or "FMP as long as it's fluffy and friendly, I won't mind having it as a pet"
by phoot July 8, 2025
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FMP

FUCK MY PUSY”.
You can FMP me anytime you want
by William Booty whole July 20, 2019
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Fmp

"Hey max l am about to go Fmp shopping."
"What does that mean?"
"it is another word for shoe, how did you not know that?"
"I have Lactose Intolerance"
by Max the Grotesque October 26, 2020
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FMP

Person A: capitalism is retarded.
Person B: FMP
by M.C. Guire April 2, 2018
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