FMF

Fuck My Family

Today, I updated my Facebook status to "It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood." My cousin, seeing the status, failed to pick up on the sarcastic humor. She called all my family members and tell them that I was pregnant. Including my husband in Iraq. FMF

by djthekid January 7, 2010

FMF

Fantastic Mr. Fox

Have you ever seen FMF, the best movie ever made?

by Kristofferson May 4, 2012

FMF

A chick who looks good From Madd Far...

Yoo...look at that chick!!

Nah Chill, thats a FMF!

by Jomal October 25, 2006

FMF

fuck my fingers.
exclaimed or said after making many typos/errors in a row.

"yeah, he has a vagnia."
"*vaginia"
"*vaginia"
"*vagina"
"fmf!"

by swissykins February 13, 2010

FMF

-Abbreviation for Fuck My Ford

A sticker the same size as a Ford emblem. Most people driving Fords that know best put these on their Ford emblems to let everyone know that they are aware that they made a mistake.

-What does FMF over a Ford emblem mean?
-That means that Ford owner realizes he made a mistake by purchasing a Ford.

by Ironsides November 26, 2006

fmf

feel my fury

While in a dispute and one has reached a certain level of anger and rage, fmf must be screamed with clenched fists and passion at the offender. This signifies your power and ability to conquer.

by byebyeboys April 19, 2017

fmf

To be used as an insult towards a fat person. An abbreviation of Fat Mother Fuc*er

"Yo,you're such a fmf"
"Yeah, he's such a saucer"
"Fuc* you, i am not. Plz die."

by Oliffffa April 20, 2005