A very large imposing creature who's hobby is that of apprehension (typically with a trainee Flumpy Bunny).
They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
They are usually found in Western Russia, as well as Ukraine, Kazahkstan as well as other countries where prostitution is legal.
Guy 1: Hey lads, wanna go for a walk and get a burger.
Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.
Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.
Guys: Urrrrrrrm.... NO!
Guy 1: Why not?
Guys: Word on the streets is that the Flumpy Bunny is back in town. We better watch out.
Guy 1: Oh sorry, looks like I was on the verge of aprehension.
by Dr. von Ligensteiner May 19, 2011
The ritual of fucking fat chicks with pink eye when your dick ain’t all the hard it’s half limp and it’s kind of floppy and she so fat she’s lumpy.
by WayChill November 05, 2021
by Papi joe October 20, 2017
used by a legendary trickster, flumpy is a curse to make sure your opponent laughs forever. otherwise its just a really fucking funny word
#1: FLUMPY!
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-
#2: AAAAAHHHHH-
by Some Fuckin' Idiot April 30, 2022
by Slash19987 August 08, 2024
I met this girl on tinder, I knew she was fat from her pictures but it turned out she was just plain flumpy.
by Pgrogz November 14, 2019