fritties

(Noun) a pair of breasts with a lot of freckles on them

That girl has some big fritties.
Put a bra on, you have some awful fritties.
Tonya has some pancake fritties.

by Drewski8incha July 19, 2009

devilish fatties

evil little minions who eat everything in sight.

Rachel: "Oh hot damn, did you see those fat sons of bitches?!"

Michelle: "No, what the fuck?!"

Kristin: "Oh do you mean the devilish fatties?"

Melissa: "Aw, shit. I hate those fat fucks."

by ChunkedNigg July 20, 2009

Pound of fifties

A hyperbolically very large amount of money equal to one pound of fifty dollar bills.

Joe: "Hey I'm going to the store, you need anything?"

Matt: "Yeah, get me a pound of fifties, Bruh"

by electromatt August 11, 2009

Fittesaft

Norwegian word for saying Vagina juice. Often used by people from Midthern and Northern Norway as a swear word.

Norwegian.
Boy: Har du no fittesaft æ kan låne i kvell?
Girl: Ikkje faen om æ ska lån dæ no fittesaft din jævla mannsjit, æ ska rævkjør dæ så langt uppi rasshølet te du kjenne det brenn!

English.
Boy: Do you have any vagina juice that I can borrow?
Girl: Not in the devil's name would I borrow you any vagina joice, you god damn manshit, I'm gonna fuck you so deep in the a-hole until you feel it burning!

by Larsan April 9, 2015

bag o' fifties

A paper sack wif a lotta money innit.
They ain't Benjamins, but two-for-one they spend the same.

Reference from the movie 'Jackie Brown'. Now don't tell me
you ain't fucked Pam Grier in yo' sleep That bitch stab you in
da back; she don't like you, pencil-dick fool.

CASHIER : "What you want, man?"
GUNMAN: "A BAG O' FIFTIES'll do fine. Now shuttup and open
the drawer."

by Cholo Hellamongo October 16, 2006

Fatties after Natties

The standard operating procedure on any given night of planned debauchery among male friends. "Natties" being a direct reference to Natural Light and "Fatties" can be correlated with the low caliber of potential female suitors one will undoubtedly pursue.

- Jon, "Yo what's the game plan for tonight?"
- Steve, "I'm thinking the usual, Fatties after Natties."
- Jon, "Word."

by Pebbies June 18, 2011

Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach

In his worldwide best seller Professor Walczak states that a species who prohibit their ability in order to help an individual among the species will rank lower among other species. Professor Walczak uses the example of 5 organisms with 1 of them not being able to survive independently. On moralistic grounds, the 4 organisms - instead of adhering to what natural selection is and ultimately letting it die - they help the organism meanwhile limiting their own potential. In conclusion Professor Walczak states that thought the 4 fully functioning organisms themselves thrive individually, due to the 1 organism being a limiting factor, it weighs down the rest of the group.

Have you heard of "On the Origins of Species" by Charles Darwin?

Nah I agree more with the Survival of the Fittest: Walczak Approach.

by Ruling Council of Minecon December 22, 2022