Fifteen and Five

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A warning given to a person at fifteen minutes, then five minutes, before you are due to do a task or go out.

Her: "We're going round my mum's soon".

Him: "Can you give me a fifteen and five?"

Her: "It's time to go out and you're not ready!"

Him: "You didn't give me a fifteen and five!"

Boss: "We've got a meeting later. Don't worry - I'll give you a fifteen and five."

by The WeirdnessSymposium April 19, 2009

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Fifteen cents

$15 worth of drugs

by Lehem October 18, 2003

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Fifteen will get you twenty

15 will get you 20

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Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

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Fifteen Minutes of Jive

In the future, owing to texting, tweeting and websites such as the Urban Dictionary, everyone and his brother will begin to coin phrases (such as "preemptive karma") and the person of the moment who finds himself atop Fortuna's Wheel of Elocution will be, for an instant, the cat's meow. Fifteen Minutes of Jive refers to such a scribbler's brief moment in the spotlight. As it has always done, language will then move on and the word of the moment will be replaced by yet another - only at a noticeably accelerated pace. This will of course lead to Jive Lag and Jivemire as well as Jivemires and a situation in which what was hip at, say, 9:15, will now be considered boorish by 9:35.

In the twenty-first century, the world did not seek out the cleverness of Oscar Wilde in the embodiment of a single individual, but instead sought to steep itself in a continuous omnipresent wit in which billions of individuals could, if only briefly, communally participate in being the life of the party and experience their clever moment in the sun: their fifteen minutes of jive .

by maximo hudson May 12, 2009

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