Fido Dido

7up mascot of the early 90s, was borght back in 2002 and has returned to standing around on the cans/bottles with some zany quip in a thorght bubble.

Deemed the king of cool from his laid back personality and vacent expressions

"Whose that dude with the triangular head here?"
"Thats Fido, hes on my pencil case"

by MaxZero August 21, 2005

Dirty fido

When you're bangin a chick doggy style and you shove her face in dog shit as you cum.

I did a dirty fido in malibu a while back . It was awkwardly awesome

by CHOCOLATES MILK October 22, 2015

Fido lick

When a girl smears her vagina in peanut butter, and then lets her dog lick it off.

Hey did you hear about the girl who got a Fido lick?

No, I'm not into that kind of stuff.

by 74826748 March 11, 2014

fornicating fido

fucking the dog, to do nothing productive

What were you up to today? Oh you know, fornicating fido.

by victor musial January 02, 2007

Sola Fido

The theological doctrine that all dogs go to heaven.

Dominic: Been feeling kinda down lately; my dog passed away.

Roger: It’s ok. The doctrine of Sola Fido states that all dogs go to heaven.

by WeAlsoDoSomeTrolling November 23, 2024

FIDO score

How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.

I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.

by QuacksO February 07, 2020

psycho fido

That crazy ex-girlfriend that won't go away.

I can't get rid of her, she won't go away. She's psycho Fido

by Zack's mom October 12, 2023