feelme?

understand what i'm saying.can you agree with me

I was scared when he shot that gun beside me. Feelme?

by Chris Wilkes March 31, 2005

Feldman Equation

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.

by Unnatural England June 29, 2009

filemidget

A little midget that runs around collecting files for later download. Something like filedonkey, but a little shorter.

I just had the filemidget find my favorite MP3.

by LiquidKaos August 11, 2004

Felomeanor

Not quite a felony, but more then a misdemeanor.

He attempted to possess, and caught a felomeanor.

by big block March 26, 2013

feelmynut

a nigger who has no clout and has the misfortune of being named alex, he also only cares about engagement even though he has none

Have you heard of that nigger feelmynut .
Yeah he’s a faggot.

by feelmynut September 20, 2019

Felecity

One of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet. She has great hair and the best spook personality. Lovely singer and beautiful eyes. Always up for an adventure and sexy af.

I want to have a Felecity type day

by Severus Malfoy October 22, 2020

marty feldman

A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.

"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."

by V_T June 2, 2008