faulty as fuck

Definition of FAULTY + AS FUCK.

So FAF for short.
Taking faulty to the next level!

That is just faulty as fuck

by Sophiesometimes March 26, 2022

faulty minded

When one's mind is full of fuck.

"Hey dude. Saba said he is faulty minded."
"Yeah man. His brain is fried from all the drugs."

by Circadian77 June 6, 2017

Faulty D

When you're trying to blow it, and it just won't explode.

I threw down my dynamite, but nothing happened. Must have been a faulty D!

by Rupples January 17, 2018

Faulty Powers

Having a conversation for a noticeable amount of time then

Realizing the conversation is about two completely different subjects.

Pronunciation is key here.
For example a friend asks “hey did you ever see faulty towers” but the other friend hears “hey did you ever see Austin powers.”

Naturally, “faulty powers” has occurred.

by Faulty powers July 15, 2022

faulty radio connection

This is a symptom you get when you are too drunk or high to converse with others at a party. When people try to talk to you, you can't focus on the words long enough to make sense of what they are saying. Interacting with others is similar to listening to a radio with a bad connection where you only catch every other word and it sounds very fuzzy. If your radio connection is faulty, you will be very happy and floating on calm seas, but no one will like you because you won't be able to understand what anyone is saying.

Hey man how was the party?

It was chill as fuck man, I had a faulty radio connection after I took a dozen bong rips. I just listened to music and did interpretive dancing in the living room for 5 hours. Everyone got pissed that I wasn't talking to them but.... #worthit.

by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017

Janky Faulty

An extremely mean thing that an extremely mean and generally all around fucked up person does.

"Susan and I went to a hotel last night and she only sucked it for a five minutes...shit I paid $79.99 for that room!" "Damn dude thats janky faulty!"

by Gloria Allie June 11, 2006

faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss

"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles

by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016