farmer 

A vicious inbred person, who is worse then a dentist.

Budgie : My house is just past those fields, we'll take a short cut.
James : You gotta be kidding that farmer will bum and shoot us for breathing on his land.

farmer by nobrash June 20, 2006

Farmer 

A guy who loves young children and whose horn on his car plays the ice cream truck tune. Has an accomplice 'Parky' wo he goes cruising with carrying a net. Uses empty sweet packets to attract kids. ALso in desperate need of a haircut and deodorant

that guy is so sick, he should be locked up. he's a right farmer

Farmer by pfhkdjnhsdfhsdfgff March 26, 2009

Farmer 

In the people-related sense of the word, as a farmer is someone who makes use of his farming equipment ("ho's"). A pimp is a farmer of people.

pimp

Actual conversation:

"What is a pimp?"
"Someone who, you know, uses his ho's."
"'Ho?' As in farming tool?"
"Um, well..."
"So a pimp is a farmer..."

Farmer by funnystuff101 June 20, 2006

farmer 

Name commonly used for squeemish little english peoples with large noses.

That mountain's nearly as big as Farmer's nose.

farmer by Bograt July 29, 2008

Farmer 

A term of disrespect used for the Norteno gang members.

They are referred to as "Farmers" becasue they take care of the slobs. Also see blood

Enemies of Sureno gang.

Hey Cuz you see that ho ass farmer over there?

Yeah I hear he's rollin with slobKs

Farmer by Ben Crippin February 22, 2008

farmer 

"Johns" in search of street prostitutes willing to perform various sexual acts involving defecation and (if desired) coprophagia.

Man, I hate when farmers hit the streets and come to me for favors. Why can't I please these guys with some "vanilla" sex once in a while?

farmer by Sniderg September 3, 2008

Farmer 

Code word for a slut or slutty person.

Wow look at her, she's such a farmer .

Farmer by Booty-Butt Cheeks July 8, 2016