faffer

someone who owns a Faff (Toyota Celica GT4 ST205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it - modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bloody stop!

'ere, seen Karl's car? He just can't stop faffing about with the thing!
"yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!"
"hahahaha"

also "I have faff, must faff about!"

by pob1 June 24, 2006

Hall of Famer

When one person gets so drunk in a single night, he throws up, piss his pants, and shits himself befor sobering up the next morning.

Dude, last night Paul became a Hall of Famer and had to buy a new mattress cuz of all the piss and shit and throw up.

by bcritchley64 April 4, 2011

fanfergulus

being better or more superior than someone or something

MY ninja im fanfergulus

by fanfergulus one December 18, 2006

Famter

Famter - or family banter - is the kind of banter that can only be shared with a family.

It is different to friendly banter in that it usually is from your childhood and is every single one of your worst memories.

Famter is guaranteed to bring up some deeply-buried memories and will probably require several trips to a psychiatrist afterwards.

Jen: "Hey dave remember that time when you were 5 and you shit yourself at Ellie's christening?"

Dave: "This famter will be the death of me"

by daleoo December 15, 2011

Femferring

When women (or weak minded men) use their own incorrect inferencing to win an argument.

Man: I just ate a great English breakfast with egg, sausage and bacon!
Femferrer: ... so, you hate vegetarianism then???
Man: no... I just enjoyed my breakfast. Stop femferring!

by Chromeknifeparty January 25, 2018

Faffer

Derivative: Faffis/Faffelgaggler

A big, fat, rhinosaurus female chef who is mega-snarky and potentially a pretentious vegan.

"We thought she farted on our food at this famous Chicago restaurant, but then we heard her growling in the kitchen 'That's naught ah sowsaage! *burp* *fart* it's naught veegeen, and I'mma veeg! bahhhhhhhh! *burp* *fart*' We then became gravely terrified and returned our food and refused to pay our bill because a Melissa McCarty monster was cooking it. Don't cha know Melissa McCarthy's mating call goes like this 'Bahhhhh! Sowsaaage!' lol damn, she's such a faffer."

by BeefyPonsker July 25, 2017

faffer

a welsh name for a fanny

i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i shaged that sheep over thur.

by :~) November 25, 2003