someone who says there gonna hangout with you or go somewhere with you and always bails out in the last second
will:man we are so going to that party this weekend!
auston:ya man the shits gonna be awesome
weekend comes....
auston:hey man where you at ?
will:sorry im doing other stuff
auston:faker
auston:ya man the shits gonna be awesome
weekend comes....
auston:hey man where you at ?
will:sorry im doing other stuff
auston:faker
by im/tired/of/fakers June 27, 2009
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Greg, "That girls in my English class shes fugly !"
Bob, "God dam Facebook Fakers!"
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by GREG LICKER December 13, 2010
Get the Facebook Faker mug.Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.
Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.
Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.
Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.
by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012
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Shadow: Faker? I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here! You’re comparing yourself to me... ha! You’re not even good enough to be my fake.
Shadow: Faker? I think you’re the fake hedgehog around here! You’re comparing yourself to me... ha! You’re not even good enough to be my fake.
by SpeedStriker243 April 2, 2018
Get the faker mug.People who basically act like and say they're from California, but their not. They tend to wear clothing like Hollister. Basically it's people whose insecure about their native state.
Californian-So dude, where are you from?
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.
Cali-Faker-I'm from Cali bra, ya these hollister clothing are awesome!!
Californian-Dude, shut the fuck up.
by Tommeee April 24, 2008
Get the cali-faker mug.Fans of the L.A. Lakers. They are only fans when the Lakers are good, similar to band wagoners, except Fakers are not the average Joe. Fakers are made up of celebrities who have court side seats, but usually text all game and have no idea what basketball is; i.e. they think that a full court press is the media outside their divorce hearings. The most famous Faker is Jack Nicholson, while the fakest Faker of all is Justin Bieber, who is actually Canadian.
Los Angeles Fakers: "We won!"
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."
Celtics Fans: "No, that 99-67 score means you lost. Again. Maybe if you would get off your phone and watch the Finals you would know that. Pshh, what a bunch of Fakers."
by manSTFD May 8, 2011
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U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).
A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.
Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
U.K. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).
A guy who is a girl's 'friend'. A shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. He'll offer you cup of Ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of Top Gun and cry when Goose dies.
Beware the poodle - those were merely crocodile tears. When you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
by cian January 23, 2004
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