When the average person participates in an extreme sport(wakeboarding, snowboarding...) and rather than being experienced enough to do the Frontside 1080, McTwist, Backside whatever...he/she does the "Frontside 90 Faceplant". In my experience, your board rotates forward and you slam you face into whatever terrain you are working with (usually causing extreme pain and irritation). Thriling for onlookers. Not so much fun for you.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.
While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.
This trick is usually carried out at higher speeds.
While snowboarding, the impact of the Frontside 90 Faceplant may result in one more rotation causing you to lie on your back in agony.
Audience: "OOOooohhhh......ouch! That was a great Frontside 90 Faceplant!!"
Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."
Victim: (After swimming to catch his/her stray wakeboard with what, at this point, may or may not be a concussion) "Here, take this stupid thing. I'm done. Let me back into the boat."
by Amy_4784 October 13, 2008
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(Guy A) Dude, I was really doing well until I said something wrong. Now she won't talk to me.
(Guy B) Wow, emotional faceplant.
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Get the emotional faceplant mug.when you face plant, trip, fall, lick cunt on accident or purpose. this occurs often with rowdy drunken shitshow behavior.
I was fica faceplanting all over roma last night.
That rug muncher was fica faceplanting on that bitch.
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Get the Scandinavian Faceplant mug.When an individual (usually a Bro) repeatedly attempts to sprint across a busy dual carriageway or high-traffic road, mimicking the 80s arcade game Frogger. The act inevitably culminates in the runner losing their footing and eating pavement in front of oncoming vehicles, forcing horrified bystanders to stop traffic and rescue them from their own stupidity.
“We were just trying to enjoy the Ogoh-Ogoh parade, but Chad kept trying to dodge scooters like he was invincible. He made it across twice, but on the third trip, he performed a total Frogger Faceplant right in front of a Blue Bird taxi. We had to drag him out of the lane before he got flattened.”
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Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"
Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."
Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."
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*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
*falsetto* FACEPLAM.
Seriously, how can you miss your own face, with hands as huge as that.
by The Real Egon Spengler September 3, 2014
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