My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

In one eye and out the other

When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do

I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other

by Ositam September 9, 2021

Run your eye out

To run/move so fast, that the observer’s eyes have a hard time catching up.

I’ll run so fast that I’ll run your eye out.

by Taj Maddik March 27, 2023

prawl my eyes out

When ur so done with shit that u wanna take ur eyes out

I'm so bored I'm gonna prawl my eyes out

by Prawling July 12, 2017

gauging my eyes out

to stare at something so bad and with such an interest that its hard to get your eyes off of it

Dude I can't help gauging my eyes out at that booty.

by Pharoah Amer June 23, 2016

In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task

Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…

by Ositam September 16, 2021