Explode

to explode is to have a large force be pushed in an outward direction

ITS GOING TO EXPLODE. RUN.

by SkyNote September 23, 2015

Microshit Idiot Exploder

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

by grizmaster April 12, 2011

Explode inside

1. You fuck a hot ass girl and cum in her soo much semen that will literally burst on her tits and good looking face.

2. When you get annoyed/stressed very much your mind explodes inside mentally and then you will be very angry and sad at the same time

Exp.1 Dude 1: Maaaaan!! I exploded inside this girl yesterday! It felt so fucking good. My cum sprayed all over her and she moaned, after that we got a shower and we cuddled and kissed while we slept the night.

Dude 2: Wow you're so lucky I haven't even lost my virginity yet, I wonder how does it feel to explode inside a girl.

Exp.2 Bob: "Omg this day is a fucking mess, I woke up late and my boss shouted at me at work then I accidently dropped my mug with water and it spilt all over Vanessa. Omg everyone just laughed, I should've just went to sleep earlier to maintain more energy goddamnit I hate my life!"

Vanessa: Why did you spill your water on me!

Bob: Sorry, I haven't slept well since I was in highschool.

Vanessa: Well you better not do that again because i'm getting you fired next time!

Bob: What did you say?! (Stress level 100%)
This is my only goddamn fucking job that how I make my living you bitch! If I catch you saying that again I will destroy you from inside and outside!

Vanessa: "Oh my, he looks so sexy and strong when he is angry ;)" Well maybe you can ramp me Bob ;)

Next day Bob and Vanessa woke up on Bob's bed

Bob: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED! WHY ARE YOU HERE

Vanessa: Look you came all over inside my i

by Writer of Urban Dictionary April 10, 2019

potential to explode

When a young woman's body looks good today, but clearly is headed towards fat-chick-ness. This is due to either genetics or a combination of bad diet and no exercise. Also known by its popular acronym, PTE.

She's hot today, but she's got PTE (potential to explode).

by Claven March 21, 2005

Explode

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Explode

When something blows the fuck up, usually in a totally ninja manner.

Dude, did you see that horse EXPLODE?! That was totally sweet!

by Legato February 19, 2003

explodejob

A blowjob in which its greatness in feeling is comparable to that of a nuclear explosion.

Jesse: Yo did you hear about the blowjob that Charlie received in that closet? I heard it was crazy...

Danny: Yo that wasn't just crazy, that bitch that gave it was DESTRUCTIVE and VICIOUS. I know, cuz I videotaped that shit. That bitch gave him a EXPLODEJOB!

by xdanizzlex August 1, 2008