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Holy shit my penis is exploding

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.
Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*
by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009
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exploding mushroom

An action involving one person joining the tips of all of their fingers together, coming up behind an unsuspecting person, and shoving their fingers up their butt while opening the hand and making an ecploding noise.
I'm going to give you an exploding mushroom if you don't cut it out!
by Brackettmaster April 23, 2006
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Exploding Horse

/ikˈsplōding - hôrs/
You’re probably here from the YouTuber Peternity, right? Right.
To be attractive by facial feature or personality.
Dude… Timothy’s mom is such an exploding horse.
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exploding ass syndrome

Having viscous diarrhea. Some people suffering say that they can't even stand up after they've had EAS.
Man, yesterday me EAS (Exploding Ass Syndrome) was so fierce that I could barley stand up afterwards.
by MegaMonster54 November 20, 2013
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Exploding Popcorn Shitbag

A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
by Victor E. May 3, 2006
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exploding hershey squirts

Noun - very similar in form to common hershey squirts (coca squirtis minora) differentiated primarily by artillery explosion like flatulence. can often result in a dislocation and or actual discharge of the small intestine.
After the bean eating contest, Pete downed several pitchers of beer at Polska Sausage World. The resulting case of exploding hershey squirts shattered the toilet, dislodged the sewer main, and unclogged his sinuses.
by Al Caholic March 9, 2005
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Exploding Zeppelin

After sexual intercourse the male takes off the condom, blows it up like a balloon, and pops it. Leaving a splatter mess of cum everywhere.
by Mike Jr. February 8, 2004
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