Anime Expert

Expertise of Anime culture and Japan.

Her name is Hinata , she's an Anime Expert. You should ask her if you confused with the ending of Re:Zero

by CockLord2222 September 27, 2022

expertease

noun: A girl who knows how to get what she wants, even though she is average looking.

Yolanda ain't as fly as Kristine, but some dude just bought her a Lexus 'cause she's an expertease.

by professor951 April 9, 2011

Expert Syndrome

An ailment characterized by the need to expound on a given topic beyond actual knowledge. The advanced sufferers are often unaware of the condition, loosing the ability to distinguish opinion from fact. Unfortunately there is currently no cure for Expert Syndrome, much like Catholicism.

Did you hear Karl going on about kernel internals at lunch? He has a serious case of Expert Syndrome.

by John Kintz January 16, 2006

Expert virgin

One who has never had sexual relations with another, but watches so much porn that he/she knows everything about sex.

Girl:I had sex with Biff yesterday*blushes*
Girl2:You did? Was he completely helpless?
Girl:No he played my pussy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
Girl2:Guess he's a expert virgin huh?

by pussypunchingpenis August 5, 2008

Expert Fisherman

Someone who jacks off a lot. Originates from the term "mastrubater", which sounds a lot like "master baiter".

Q "Dude, why is your roommate talking to that hot chick Jenny on the phone in the bathroom?"

A "What can I say, dude- he's a real expert fisherman"

by ffokcaj August 5, 2010

soft expert

A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.

A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.

“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”

by YungGucci April 14, 2021

the expert

a person who knows everything about everything; kent kovalsky

"dude i don't like Dell computers. but i honestly think that enterprise Linux is one important component to a successful UNIX Migration"
"no its not"
"how would you know? do you think you're kent or something?"

by i know the expert April 20, 2005