Exfortanary

And emotion that is all the motions put together that you cannot explain. Or you can use it when you are crying unexplainable tears. An Emotion that you cannot explain.

That movie was so good I was feeling exfortanary!
His words were so kind, I was crying tears of exfortanary.
His words were so kind that I was crying tears of exfortanary.

by Lock Down (Hacker) May 30, 2015

HEAT EXTORTION

like heat exhaustion but on another level.

Like tanning on Mars another level.
HEAT EXTORTION extorted by your own body for crying in the melting heat.
Exhausted by the sunshine.

Hot?
You do not know what hot is!
I am melting from HEAT EXTORTION, pass me the water and make it splashy.

by Tonuoytihsi August 22, 2019

excort

An ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend that escorts you to a social event because you need a date and haven't quite met anyone else yet.

"I didn't want to show up to Diana's wedding reception alone, so I brought along Michael as an excort even though we broke up months ago"

by Mimbo28 December 30, 2008

Export 'A'

The best kind of cigarettes canada has to offer!!
Medium King size is the shit

''Im really craving Export 'A' a smoke that can hit the spot!!''

by Martin J March 25, 2006

extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.

In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.

by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

exharted

vrb. to extract by force a naturally produced methane gas through the human anus. to exhart or (noun) exhartism

bill felt violated when he was exharted by frank.

by troy paulsen August 5, 2007

Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"

Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D

by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014