Everett, MA

A 3.7 sq. mile city located just outside of Boston, while notable for its successful high school football team and location in which Dennis Lehane novels like to house potentially murderous child molesters, it is actually just offers a less expensive place to live than nearby communities of Somerville and Charlestown due to its low-scoring (academically speaking) high school. It has retained more of the rough-edged Boston character portrayed in books and movies, even as the quickly gentrified neighborhoods to the south trade Dunks for Starbucks and have renovated away the original character of the towns to cram in another million dollar condo and organic hemp milk dispensary.

As the saying goes "If you can't afford Cambridge, move to Somerville. If you can't afford Somerville, go to Everett, MA. if you can't afford Everett, go to Chelsea, MA. Can't afford Chelsea? Worcester. Can't afford Worcester? Go F--- yourself."

by orange line city March 30, 2013

Everett

Everett: meaning horse cock in old Latino.

"Wow Everett has a horse cock"

by Rudytombanavich November 27, 2018

everett high school

Everett high school is not only full of entitled white kids with unrealistic goals to become SoundCloud rappers, but it’s also full of Dutch bro loving white girls that skip class to go to the teriyaki place on Colby ave :))

“Your shoes are just as raggedy as the kids at Everett high school”

by StoopDownOnMyLevel November 15, 2019

Everett Brown

A absolute unit of a person usually 6 feet tall has infinite Brainage and is intelligent and strong and funny and tall and friendly and brilliant and friends with people and goes to school and a good person.

New student: Whose that

Not new student: oh that is Everett Brown he is the most epic person Ever he is absolutely brilliant has infinite Brainage is 6 foot tall and runs quick and basketball and soccer and football and shootout and discus and tennis and swimming and powerlifting and run.

by Everett is my name or is it December 6, 2021

everett nemechek

basic white bitch boy using daddy money

an everett nemechek is one of the worst human beings

by frostydoggos May 18, 2022

Tony Everready

First, you insert your nuts in a woman's asshole then proceed to put your dick in they're vagina. Then resulting in a tony everready.

Tucker pulled a tony everready on susan hayne and freaked that bitch out!

by John .... March 16, 2009

everett

another word for big penis or dick. whichever one you prefer.

geez did you see that guys everett? its huge!

by trueballa101 March 15, 2009