Mount Everest

When you take a shit on a loved ones chest then jack off on the poop pile capping it with your cum to give the appearance of a snow covered mountain.

Damn girl I can’t believe you let me give you a Mount Everest in your parents bed.

by Mortdog January 06, 2020

Everest Moment

The act of having sex with someone purely because they are into you.

Based on the quote by George Mallory when asked why he wanted to climb Everest replied, "Because it's there."

#1Hey, why did you go home with that butters girl last night? #2 'I dunno man, it was just an Everest moment.

by ChazzyD June 17, 2011

Mount Everest

The act of defecating in such a large quantity that your fecal matter exceeds the water in the toilet bowl

"Yo man, I pooped so much that it actually surpassed the water."
"Yeah man it's been done before, it's called a Mount Everest"

by Piss coming out of my ass October 19, 2007

This is my Everest!

A term used when faced with a difficult or daunting task that one must accomplish.

Person 1: Do you need help with that pickle jar?

Person 2: This is my Everest!

by thiswasnotmyeverest February 25, 2010

It's my Everest

Anything that is exceptionally challenging to oneself.

Ex. To go a day without mastrabating...it's my Everest.

by John Duff April 22, 2006

the brown everest

where you lay a steamy pile of shit on a girls chest then cum on the top so it looks like mt everest

oh dude did you see the the brown everest i did on your sister

by benitomussolinio April 15, 2021

Everest shave

a situation when you work you ass off and work does not seem to end

I need to everest shave this pile of exams

by geekworld October 13, 2005