Eunuch

when a male gets his genitals chopped off.

i got my sack cut off and now i keep it in a jar

by sillyboy December 16, 2004

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004

Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.

He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.

by Musivino September 28, 2017

eunuch

A man who can't get it up for females.

Don't marry that poser -- you do know he's a eunuch, don't you?

by coriolan April 29, 2010

eunuch

a man or boy whose testis are nonfunctioning or have been removed.

Brian Holmes can't get his junk hard for Alison because he has a eunuch.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

eunuchorn

A eunuchorn is the saddest animal who, has ever lived, so sad that it doesn't deserve to be known by many and name should not be capitalized. The eunuchorn is very close to extinction. With only one of it's kind still living. Also related to Unicorns.
Some say it is Unicorn, who has been castrated(eunuch), so is a combination.

"Dude he is such a eunuchorn."

Jorge-"I don't know why he's so sad"
Johnny-"Dude didn't you know he is a eunuchorn"
Hiro-"I'm the only one left"

by lilunicron March 30, 2009

eunuch

1. A group of unfortunate people, or in the case of one, a single unfortunate induvidual

1. Dude, i heard jon was in an accident
2. Yeah, he lost his junk. now hes a eunuch

by potato bob January 6, 2008