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thomas the dank engine

An accurate representation of the chug life.
When Thomas the Dank Engine puts the clip in his AK he slays from far away, everybody hit the D.E.C.K.
by dankm7 December 5, 2015
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Reality Engineer

Reality Engineer
A person that alters reality by using various techniques to manipulate the beliefs and perceptions of one or more people. All reality is based on beliefs supported by perceptions therefore by altering the beliefs and perceptions, reality can be altered. Reality Engineers use hypnosis, mentalism, magic and other skills. Reality engineering can be performed for entertainment or to affect life changes (like stopping smoking, losing weight etc)
Fred: Dude did you see when that reality engineer bent that spoon with his freaking mind?
George: Yeah man that was sick!

Lord Q.: Cigarette?
Lady B.: I saw that reality engineer fellow the other day, and now I do not smoke anymore. Kindly leave.
by Mr. E. Mann. June 6, 2013
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Over-Engineered

1. Anything made by this doofus.
2. Your mom
Have you seen the channel "Stuff Made Here". His stuff is really over-engineered.
by Karamazak May 31, 2021
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Prinz Eugen

1: A sexy, seductive, pretty, and juicy bombshell who loves making children. High-tier but not Top-tier mommy, though the absolute highest tier of woman.
2: WW2 Admiral Hipper-class heavy cruiser constructed to serve the Kriegsmarine.
3: Our lord and savior, the Messiah. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ because he has long hair. Can solo fiction and every religion.
1: Eugen is an absolute demon in bed.
2: The Prinz Eugen had some thick walls.
3: Did you pray to Eugen today yet?
by DefinitelyNotaDegenerate July 28, 2022
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Thomas the Tank engine

The Number 1 and most badass steam engine in the whole fucking world.
by I'm A Random Person October 6, 2016
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Eugenio

An extremely likable person who normally wanted as a dream boyfriend. Most people want to be him. This person is normally from Latin America. Girls want him and would do anything to get him.
I want to be a Eugenio!
by Jnijfginr November 12, 2018
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Trust me, I'm an engineer

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up
Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"
by ekim004 June 4, 2016
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