Esteban

super hot guy with an amazing bod, loves longs walks on the beach. has a soft spot for sad movies and is often is found tearing up at the end. cutie with a booty. eats mac n cheese weird though

wow, that guy totally looks like an Esteban!

by coolchick6969 February 17, 2015

Dirty Esteban

The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.

Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."

by brownbrow69 March 18, 2017

estevin

the nappiest head in the word. usually contiminated with grease, moose, gel, lotion, cooking oil, car oil, baby oil, and things of that nature.

uughhh, my fucking estevin is getting on my nerves trying to straighen it!

by lubrication3000 July 18, 2009

Estepi

Amazing, elusive creature found only in places where people of the Hispanic community may be mispronouncing the name "Stephy".

Estepi gwen em bah cay shun too beesit hair gran moth heir.

by NotStepi October 9, 2011

Esteban Ochocinco

Chad Ochocinco. The most interesting footballer in the world.

You see the game last night?

-Yeah, Esteban Ochocinco sure can kick.
Yeah, they should cut the kicker and save some money!

by Bengals4Life September 23, 2009

Esteban

A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.

Jack: How did you score that chick?

Jim: I unleashed my Esteban

by Esteban Valasquez June 16, 2008

Señor Esteban

Self-righteous prick with sweat stains on his back.

There's a Señor Esteban on your face. Here, let me pop it.

by Señor Esteban June 21, 2013