Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.
Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
by Pantallicus January 26, 2019
Get the Esports Readymug. by Krunkerfan62 September 1, 2021
Get the sca esportsmug. by AhmedDzn December 7, 2019
Get the Rulz esportsmug. One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
by frggerz September 14, 2020
Get the professional esports playermug. Best Fwd Assault NA clan, also known as iDz on Bullet Force is the reason why Supremity 1 changed their name to Product and they still are losing to Onyx. Truse gotta step up his game, bro calls Hapless hacker while going 11-18 in scrim.
by idonthaveacluengl February 9, 2024
Get the Onyx eSportsmug. Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
by The_angriest_aztec March 4, 2025
Get the Mongolian esports finalistmug. "New into the eSports field, eager to give it our best!"
eSports organization founded on the 17th of January 2018 by Arancii and Gallons , debuted in the CS:GO stage as an italian indie competitive team.
AntartiK is now hiring new member to kickstart a new and better eSports team in games such as CS:GO, Rocket League, Overwatch, Fortnite.
You can contact AntartiK eSports by joining their discord server : discord .gg/rRExHjS
or following their respective account on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
eSports organization founded on the 17th of January 2018 by Arancii and Gallons , debuted in the CS:GO stage as an italian indie competitive team.
AntartiK is now hiring new member to kickstart a new and better eSports team in games such as CS:GO, Rocket League, Overwatch, Fortnite.
You can contact AntartiK eSports by joining their discord server : discord .gg/rRExHjS
or following their respective account on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
by Arancii October 19, 2019
Get the AntartiK eSportsmug.