Mayonnaise On An Escalator

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Orba April 12, 2021

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escawaiter

the asshole in front of you on the escalator that refuses to walk or step aside to let you by when you're in a hurry

You: YOOOO get outta da way escawaiter!

Escawaiter: I'm just tryin' to enjoy my escalator ride you escawaiter hater!

by biggitybuttholeband October 13, 2009

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escaloiter

|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.

That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.

by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016

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Escapaide

A group of 24 amazing girls working together and having the best summer of their lives at chimney corners camp.
A group of Perfect 10s

It's fate we're the Escapaides
our footprints will never fade
right here at ccc
this is where we're meant to be
24 and mama yarm hope this summer never ends
we're the
escapaides of 20 10

We're the Es-Kah-Paides
jk that's not us
get our name right

by J Fire September 25, 2010

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Escalefting

To stand on the left side of the escalator and not walk, as is proper Washington, DC Metro protocol; to not follow the "stand left, walk right" rule. A mistake commonly made by tourists or clueless (and occasionally rude) locals.

"That idiot tourist is escalefting and holding up the entire escalator."

by kcr123 August 3, 2008

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